I couldn’t fuck a gorilla

This image made me smile, although not for any specific femdom related reason. I do like the odd vertical stocks/box that he’s trapped in. They look kind of fun. I also like the fact that she’s wearing a fairly normal item of lingerie, rather than an over the top leather number. But the main thing I liked was the horribly fake dungeon wall effect. It’s just so bad. What fantasy are they catering for here? It looks like dungeons by Disney.

What it really reminded me of was the mad doctor apartment in the Steve Martin movie ‘The man with two brains.’ I couldn’t find the specific illustrative clip I wanted on youtube, the one where Dr. Hfuhruhurr smashes through a whole sequence of fake dungeon doors, but I did find this clip which shows the fake dungeon/condo interior. In my clip hunt I also came across this, which could be an object lessons for any domme wanting to do a little tease and denial.

Fake DungeonThe image is originally from the men in pain site.

Author: paltego

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7 thoughts on “I couldn’t fuck a gorilla”

  1. Hi paltego,

    A cute scene. The dungeon reminds me of the Alpha Inn, a famous BDSM love hotel in Tokyo, situated appropriately enough directly behind the Russian Embassy.

    Best,

    scott
    Mrs. Kelly’s Playhouse

    1. Hey scott,

      I always liked the idea of the Japanese love hotels. Seemed like a really good way for people to get to play in some fun environments without major hassle. In the US there’s really no way to do that, short of buying lots of your own gear or renting a pro-domme’s dungeon, neither of which are exactly cheap/easy options for couples just getting into BDSM. Also seems like it might be a good low pressure way to introduce a partner to a little kink.

      -paltego

  2. I agree completely about the fake dungeon wall effect. In fact, much of BDSM is mired in a faux-medieval Renaissance Faire meets Home Depot aesthetic that’s a real downer. I love to see representations of BDSM that don’t have anything to do with fake castles or leather pants.

    1. Hey Lily,

      Thanks for dropping by and commenting.

      I really don’t get the appeal of the dungeon look. I’m not generally a roleplay person, but I can at least understand why a hospital room, class room or modern prison cell might have some appeal to people. But how do people end up with fantasy’s about medieval Europe? Particularly in the US, where there aren’t even castles or dungeons anywhere to be found. It’s even less appropriate for femdom scenes, as I’m pretty certain torturer was not a valid career occupation for the medieval woman.

      The frequency with which that look crops up seems out of all proportion to the people who want to roleplay that particular fantasy.

      -paltego

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