After the last couple of posts I thought I was done with the dog theme. Then I came across this Max Fisch posting that I felt I had to share.
My partner had a puppy play session and we were buying the proper food. She didn’t want to use real puppy chow due to health concerns while I’ve never had a huge issue with it as the sub’s love it. I have used jerky as a substitute for dog treats, but the dog food itself I never had an issue with. Maybe I have just watched Showgirls too many times and the puppy chow line has become stuck in my head so it seems normal for humans to eat dog food.
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We ended up compromising on Cocoa Puffs. They did the job, although that seems like quite the condemnation of Cocoa Puffs!
Queen Titania
I’ve always felt that following a busy pro-domme would make a great reality television show. They always have such unusual and yet interesting problems to solve. How do you work out what’s a good food for puppy play? Where do you research the health risks of dog food for humans? Of course I’m sure any TV show would screw it up horribly. They’d turn into a laugh at the freaks special, rather than an empathetic look at interesting people doing unusual things.
I have to admit, whenever I think of eating dog food, I think of Red Dwarf and Lister stuck on a particularly icy moon. Anyone not in tune with early 90’s British comedy has probably got no idea what I’m talking about, so here’s a little taste (with the relevant moment about 2 minutes in).
I’m afraid I couldn’t find a shot of a submissive eating puppy chow, or cocoa puffs for that matter. However, I did have this shot of Mistress Madeline and her doggy slave. It’s not a conventional place to attach a leash, but I’m sure it’s an effective one.
LOL. Cleo made me eat dog biscuits recently for the first time. I thought they tasted horrible – which amused her to no end. I don’t know of any “health risks” per se, but logic tells me it is only unhealthy if it becomes your steady or sole diet. It’s like when researchers shoot up a poor little lab rat with a 100 pounds of something and then study why the rat died. Note to self: eating dog food and only dog food can be harmful.
The only thing that’d worry me about dog food would be BSE related issues. The risks around that were massively overblown (given how few people ended up dying), but I’m guessing they don’t filter dog food for brains, spines and all the other nervous tissue that can carry that kind of thing. Although I’m basing that purely on guesswork and assumptions rather than any actual data.