Not me personally. I quite like my balls. They get in the way now and again, but I’ve no personal desire to be neutered. The hatred in this case comes from Katherine Heigl. As she explains in this very amusing video, they’re dangly and disgusting and males are better off without them. I suspect the little sad look she gives at around the 50 second mark, when discussing the difficulty of neutering men, will be fantasy fodder for a decent fraction of my male readers.
Of course neutering does have its downsides. For one thing it removes a bunch of densely packed and sensitive nerves that are ideal for torture. For another, the fiendish humbler device, as shown in the image below, becomes sadly redundant.
This image has been manipulated (in the usual tumblr fashion) but I believe it’s originally from Amber’s Dungeon. I found it on the Under My Heel tumblr.
“they’re dangly and disgusting and males are better off without them”
Sorry, but this is a load of, ahem, bollocks.
Balls make testosterone. In the case of non-functioning gonads, men must have testosterone replacement therapy. Apart from libido issues and erectile dysfunction, lack of testosterone causes serious health problems to men in later life in the shape of catastrophic osteoporosis. Try to imagine being permanently bent double because the vertebrae have caved in.
It’s not a laughing matter. Ask any endochrinologist.
As Miss Margo says – the videos a satire promoting pet neutering. So yes, chopping guys balls of would be bad. But I don’t think Miss Heigl really wants to do that, unless she’s considerably more kinky than she lets on!
However, I do suspect that for guys who have a castration/neutering fetish, this video will push a few interesting buttons.
-paltego
Grumpy…! I agree with you, but did you watch the video…? It’s a joke…it’s a satire piece promoting the neuter/spaying of dogs and cats!
And I’m with you, paltego: this video is very funny. I might have to re-post it on my own blog. A few of my male sub readers would, indeed, get a charge out of it.
And actually…now that I think of it…? This is probably the best demonstration of acting talent I’ve ever seen out of Ms. Heigl. She was hilarious! Usually the films she acts in are total turds…just my opinion. She’s, like, in a “romantic comedy” ghetto.
Thanks paltego!
P.S. I like (human) balls, too. The only thing that squicks me out is “testicular travel,” when one of em, like, moves up to the pelvic area and you can see it through the skin. It looks incredibly painful to me, but what do I know. I was ready to call the guy an ambulance.
Glad you liked it Miss Margo.
It was funny, but it wasn’t until you mentioned her films that I realized that I’d never actually seen her in anything. She seems to crop up as a media presence fairly often but, after checking her filmography, I’m confident I’ve never seen anything she’s done. Like you, I thought her acting in this was excellent. There’s some good comic timing and a nice spin on the delivery.
I’ve never heard of testicular travel before. It sounds like the opposite of testicles not descending properly. I know they retreat in the cold, but I’ve never heard of them going that far up. I’d be thinking about an ambulance as well in that situation.
-paltego
My gf wants to put this device on me. I have no real life experience of BDSM stuff. Im a bit worried about medical concerns, like getting a hernia because of the device. My gf says its safe and she has experience but Im people have different bodies and what might work for someone might be dangerous for someone else.
I want to make her happy and fulfill her fantasies, sure, but not at the price of risking my health. Is it very painful? Im not even sure my scrotum can be enlonged that much.
Im 29 y, fit and in good health.
/Worried
This is kind of a weird device to start with if you have had no real life BDSM experience. It’s not particularly dangerous or painful IMO, but it is awkward and fiddly to get right. It’s not a particularly common thing to play with, let alone to start with. I’d suggest starting with light bondage if she’s into this kind of device. You can do a lot of fun things with ropes, cocks, balls and random other body parts. Also talk to her and see what exactly is it that she likes about this type of play.
-paltego
Worried, don’t be. I have been humbled many times by my wife. It is painful as heck if you try to stand, but otherwise it is just uncomfortable, though the discomfort builds over time, especially if you are moving around. The best position is on your hands and knees with your face close to the floor and your backside up in the air.
I can also tell you that is an awesome experience. Being on all fours with your head down and backside up, with your testicles pulled behind you, is an absurd and very humbling position. If your gf is looking for you to submit, to her, there is no better way to get you both in the right frame of mind, especially for you, b/c there is constant discomfort.
Also, because it puts your backside up and leaves your testicles exposed, there are many possibilities for your gf to amuse herself and to assert her dominance over you with all sorts of disciplinary measures.
It also forces you into a position where you make a nice footstool so she can put her feet up and watch TV or read.
You also are in prime position to be trained to be her puppy. Playing fetch in a humbler for a long period of time will bring you both to tears, but hers will be of laughter at how silly you look fetching while yours will be of frustration and pain.
As you can see from the picture, it also leaves your penis in a prime position for her amusement, because it is forced straight down to the ground.
I think being in a humbler is the best submissive experience a man can have. Try it. If your gf is a dominant woman, she will bring you closer because it really creates a situation where you can do nothing else except please her, or risk some real punishment (probably fun for her too).