I’m continuing the toilet theme with a tweet that made me laugh. This is from the twitter feed of e.b. cotenord. She’s a Chicago based companion who also offers fantasy and fetish scenes.
I didn’t steal your man.
I peed on him and that made him mine fair and square. To get him back, you just gotta pee above my spot.
That’s just how love works.
I don’t make the rules.
Frankly, I only wish dating were that simple. The dry cleaning bills might get a bit steep, but who wouldn’t want to replace those tricky where-do-you-think-this-relationship-is-going talks with watersports fun?
Clearly this man has been popular, as she’s having to pee very high up to claim him. Presumably when you reach the scalp, the next spot circles around back to the feet again?
There’s no watermark, but I suspect this is from the Russian Mistress site.
No watermark. I see what you did there…
Ha! I’m not sure if I can claim that one or if it was just my subconscious at work. When I’m blogging late at night with a glass of wine, it all kind of runs together… 🙂
-paltego
Maybe the top spot is the crown chakra? Might have to put a cup or something about his head, though, otherwise the floor gets wet.
A quick search tells me that the crown chakra is the “Sahasrara which connects us with the universe and the Divine source of creation.” Having someone pee on your connection with the divine source of creation certainly counts as kinky! Not sure what a Tantric instructor would think of it however :-).
-paltego
Just enjoy the free flow of fluids, but beware to pee or be peed on above the Plimsoll line 😉
Sound advice. Definitely do not want to capsize your submissive :-).
-paltego