I always enjoy discovering something that is simultaneously entirely new to me and, at the same time, completely obvious in hindsight. That sense of being surprised and then cynically not surprised at all is somehow very satisfying. My latest example of this in action is a tweet by Bastienne Cross, quoted below.
Forced Bi Fans: SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF WITH YOUR DICK PICKINESS. Either be willing to pay more for me to hire a professional for you or SUCK WHATEVER FUCKING DICK I PUT IN FRONT OF YOUR MOUTH.
You’d think that the point of a ‘forced bi’ scene would be to deal with an unwanted dick situation, but of course fantasy and reality have a way of diverging in unexpected ways. While I sympathize with Mistress Cross, I do think there’s a lot of comedy potential in the scenario. I picture the submissive going from “Oh no, please don’t make me Mistress. That’s so dirty” into “Oh no…jeez, what the fuck is that? Wow. Like seriously. You think I’m sticking that in my mouth?”
As is often the case – when you want reality to match your fantasy, hire a professional to make it happen. Good looking cocks don’t often show up for free.
I’m afraid I don’t know where this image originates from. However, I would say it’s a fair bet that most of Bastienne Cross’ force-bi fans would not complain if this particular dick was presented to them.
That’s hilarious and entirely predictable.
ALL fantasies involve exactly the perfect scenario with exactly the perfect participants.
Every time a malesub says ‘oh, I would love it if some random lady would do that to me’, they always mean ‘that perfect femdom I fantasise about’ and will often outright REFUSE to acknowledge that.
“Oh, I wish a femdom would just grab me and make me do that thing… Ew, not you though, you’re too old/too fat/too ugly/not wearing the right outfit/too short/too tall [and etc forever]”
*eyeroll*
Ferns
Yes. Funny but the predictability of that reaction is somewhat depressing.
Anyone who starts with ‘I would love it if some random lady would do that to me’ has probably spent far too much alone time surfing femdom porn videos and far too little time dealing with actual kinky people.
I think part of the fun of fantasies is figuring out how you can actually make bits of them sort of work in reality. They’re great brain candy on their own, and good starting points for scenes. Just not things that you should ever expect to translate directly. At least not until VR gets to the holodeck stage and we can all go off and live in our heads.
Thanks for stopping by! Hope you have a great 2019.
-paltego
It’s a great post. A lot of submissives are essentially acting out their bisexual predilections and need the Mistress to push them last it. They secretly want the experience to be pleasurable. It’s the same with strap-on play.
To me though, it’s about the humiliation and the violation. The submissive should be a fuck hole and little more.
It shouldn’t matter whether the man fucking him is fast, thin, ugly or attractive. In fact, it can be used to further emphasize the worthlessness of the beta submissive male. i do prefer that the dominant make is clean, however.