This image by Hazel Mead isn’t femdom related, but I thought it was cute and wanted to share. I had a crazy experience in a Vegas hotel room years that actually managed to combine multiple things from this – banging heads, shyness, struggling to put on the condom and falling off the bed. Even for someone as clumsy as me, it was pretty spectacular. Maybe I’ll share that story in a future post.
If anyone out there with artist talent wants to try and do a similar drawing for kinky sex, I think there’s a lot of ideas to pick from. Some things I’ve never seen in kinky porn but that actually happen pretty regularly…
- Numbness and pins and needles when in bondage.
- Taking off the very sexy but uncomfortable and impractical shoes just a few minutes into a scene.
- Shy bladder when it comes to a watersports moment.
- Spending a bunch of time trying to get the right position and angle for the strap-on.
- Deciding that the cool looking hood is just a bit to stressful to handle just minutes after putting it on.
- Giggling like an idiot when being sprayed with cold antiseptic at the end of a scene.
Leg cramps when in tight bondage.
Getting light headed when restrained to a Saint Andrew’s Cross after not drinking enough water before the session started.
Rubbing your shoulders back to life after the restraints on the bondage bed have been removed, and before the next part of the session can start.
An unintentional fart during strap-on.
Yep. Been there and ‘enjoyed’ all of those :-).
I suspect the list of stuff that happens all the time in life but never in kinky porn could end up being a long one!
-paltego