Last week I posted about a smallest penis competition in Brooklyn. Well we have a winner, and judging by this interview he’s taking his new found fame in his stride. He also seems to have a pretty positive and sensible view on all the whole experience. Of course, if this cartoon is anything to go by, it’s the second place contestant we should be concerned about.
The old cliche is that it’s not the size that counts, but what you do with it. Judging by this picture it looks like someone decided tying it to a metal pole and big toes was the thing to do with it. I’m not sure that’s exactly what the person who coined the expression had in mind.
I found this on the Mistress Alice in Bondage Land tumblr. I’m afraid I don’t have an original attribution for it.
Ha! “Once you go petite you never retreat!” Love it! 🙂
I have a suspicion that the author of that comic (smbc) is just a little bit kinky. It seems to crop up periodically in his work.
-paltego
Gotta love the guy’s attitude.
And let me speak from experience, size is a non-issue when you’re locked up 🙂
RW
Yes, he had a great attitude to it. And while I’m not experienced in chastity play, that clearly does make size pretty irrelevant 🙂
-paltego