Appropriate beach fashion

The problem of sand getting into inappropriate crevices is a well known issue with beaches. No matter how appropriately you dress, irritating gritty feelings in awkward spots are almost unavoidable. I therefore dread to think how this gentlemen must have felt at the end of the day. Tightly wrapped plastic tape and a gas mask are about as far from ideal beachwear as you can get. The ladies choices are not a lot better. In fact, if you had to come up with the worst possible things to wear on a hot sandy beach, it would probably look something like this. I guess for him at least, that might have been the idea.

Fetish beach fashion
Fetish beach fashion
The image sequence is from the Kinky Mistresses site. You can see another shot of the session in question here.

Author: paltego

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6 thoughts on “Appropriate beach fashion”

    1. I’ve yet to observe that particular English seaside tradition in the US. But yes, definitely a more interesting idea than a donkey ambling slowly back and forth!

      -paltego

    1. Ha, yes. I should have worked a ‘life’s a beach’ or a beach/bitch joke into the post. Clearly I’m on vacation when it comes to effort on my psots as well 🙂 Glad you’re here to keep up the standards Suzanne!

      -paltego

  1. I have no idea how those women managed to walk on the sand in those shoes. I would have broken an ankle.

    Hope you are enjoying your vacation! I have been to Hawaii…Maui. What I remember best was how laid-back the culture was (or seemed to be…like most communities with tourism-based economies, there are two cultures: the veneer culture for the tourists…and the organic one underneath)…also, the beautiful sunsets and the gorgeous flowers everywhere!

    1. Their costumes are kind of ridiculous. I actually think the shot would have worked a lot better if they were in casual beach wear and he was in the over the top fetish gear. That would have made a nice contrast, rather than leaving people worried about the physics of high heeled boots on sand.

      It has been a very relaxing vacation. Lots of time to put my feet up, listen to the ocean and read. That’s not something I’ve had chance to do for a while. I’ve been meaning to tackle Shelby Foote’s civil war history for a long time, so that has been top of my virtual book pile. And yes, it seems to be a very relaxed culture compared to what I’m used to. We’re staying in a more ‘organic’ area rather than a hotel or resort, but it’s still a different pace and approach to the mainland. I’ve also enjoyed the sunsets and the amazing greenery. Thanks for the well wishes!

      -paltego

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