The mention of 50 shades in the article in yesterday’s post prompted a couple of comments taking a well deserved swipe at the infamous Grey trilogy. I’m fully on board with the hate, as I’ve blogged in the past. However, I do think the point made in the article – that it got more people talking about BDSM – is a valid one. I’m not sure that outweighs the harm created by its messed up treatment of sex/consent/relationships/BDSM/etc., but it’s something that can’t be discounted. Hell, even my parents asked me about it, which was a disconcerting conversation on many different levels.
I’ve always enjoyed this parody of it, but for a really brutal takedown you have to turn to Cliff at The Pervocracy. She’s pulling it apart chapter by chapter in a series of cuttingly funny and insightful posts. You can read her progress to date in Chapters 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6. You just have to love an analysis that includes this description of someone who doesn’t make love but instead ‘fucks hard’…
…to me, it sounds like the kind of shit a guy says to cover the fact that he barely knows which end of you has the vagina parts. “Oh yeah, baby, I’m such a super hard fucker. I’m totally going to put my dick in your clitoris and then I’m going to fuck through your cervix into your uterus. It’s the hottest. All of the hundreds of women I’ve fucked have loved it. I fuck so hard.”
Let’s Read Fifty Shades of Grey: Chapter 6!
My only fear is that Cliff will get so depressed by the whole experience that she’ll not finish the series. That would be a great shame.
In honor of super hard fuckers everywhere, I thought I’d share this image. Judging by the grip she has on the hood and her expression, somebody is enjoying a hard fuck up the prostate and through the colon. It’s the hottest.
The image is originally from the Femdom Sessions site. I found it on the Domina Lova tumblr.
Doing it in high heels takes stamina.
I never have to do lunges or squats at the gym that day.
Yes, I can believe it. That’s actually one part of the image that almost put me off posting it. The jeans and top are very workmanlike, and fit the hard fucking topic, but the high heels look like they’d be tricky to handle. Hard to image how much leverage they’d give in this situation.
-paltego
Hi paltego,
I got a more than usual dose of this just yesterday. It’s different now that I don’t have a prostate. Dare I say enjoyable?
Best,
scott
Mrs. Kelly’s Playhouse
Hey scott,
I read and appreciated Em’s post on that very topic, so I know you had fun in this area! Glad to hear that it’s still enjoyable without the prostate. A good pegging it a wonderful thing.
-paltego