How will I explain this?

There’s one thought I regularly have when doing a particularly unusual or extreme activity. It’s not about how much it’ll hurt or if I’ll be able to handle the pain or not. The thought is – ‘If this goes wrong, how am I going to explain it to an ER nurse?’

It’s not stuff like bondage or whipping that triggers this thought. I figure BDSM has penetrated mainstream culture to the point where regular kinky activities will be par for the course in ER. It’s when things like electrified urethral sounds and needles through the scrotum come into the picture that I envision nurses reaching for the emergency straitjacket and number of the hospital psychiatrist.

When I was last down in LA I did a scene with Cynthia Stone where she sutured the inside of my mouth and ran surgical thread between the insides of my cheeks. There was even a shot of it on her twitter feed. Should the worst have happened, I wonder how an ER nurse would have reacted ? She spends all day stitching up people who have injured themselves in accidents, and then gets stuck with this muppet who has injured himself purposefully stitching up a healthy body part.

There’s no watermark on this, but I’d guess it’s from one of the kink.com sites.

Author: paltego

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6 thoughts on “How will I explain this?”

  1. A GP friend once extracted a bathplug from a female patient who had been complaining about a discharge. My friend was too dumbfounded to ask, but the woman’s attitude was more ‘I wondered where that had gone’ rather than ‘OMG I’m so mortified.’

  2. Do remember that many of the skilled Dominatrices that we frequent have a medical background, and many easily make the transition from healer to tormentor (and healer by tormenting).

    1. Reading about such activities makes me feel that just being flagellated is soooooo normal. Suturing the inside of your mouth??? What on earth for? The whole point is eroticism, or so I thought.
      OKOK, so did that turn you on??

      OKOK

    2. That’s true. Lots of dommes have volunteered to do any stitches I ever need, even if its not in scene!

      I think it’s unlikely to ever end up in ER after playing with a pro-domme, but that doesn’t the stray thought creeping in occasionally.

      -paltego

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